Saturday, December 29, 2007

Good Conversation is Fun

Some of my best moments are in text form
SonofMikado is me.

Names have been changed and blotted out to protect the innocent

[23:26] SonofMikado: gah, so many emo kid "writers" on Deviantart
[23:26] SonofMikado: guah
[23:26] *Randompersoniknow*: lol
[23:27] SonofMikado: its frustrating
[23:27] SonofMikado: all their stories are like:
[23:27] SonofMikado: Boy meets girl
[23:27] SonofMikado: girl likes boy
[23:27] SonofMikado: boy likes girl
[23:27] SonofMikado: girl's parents divorce
[23:28] SonofMikado: girl kills her self
[23:28] SonofMikado: boy shoots half the football team
[23:28] SonofMikado: boy kills self
[23:28] SonofMikado: the end
[23:29] *Randompersoniknow*: not very creative
[23:29] SonofMikado: and im like "oh my fucking christ, that has been done sooooo many fucking times!"
[23:29] SonofMikado: i know
[23:29] SonofMikado: like
[23:29] SonofMikado: a real "sad" story would be like:
[23:29] SonofMikado: boy meets girl
[23:29] SonofMikado: girl has brother with down syndrome
[23:30] SonofMikado: boy has alcoholoic father who is cheating on his wife with a cheerleader from boy's high school
[23:31] SonofMikado: lol
[23:31] *Randompersoniknow*: ...that's just twisted
[23:31] SonofMikado: yeah but thats the problem with the emo kids
[23:32] SonofMikado: they cant think outside of themselves
[23:32] SonofMikado: and thats why the stories are so linear
[23:32] *Randompersoniknow*: true
[23:32] SonofMikado: tragety comes from all angles
[23:33] SonofMikado: gah, my spelling
[23:33] *Randompersoniknow*: lol
[23:34] SonofMikado: oh and also, in those stories the couples allways die
[23:34] SonofMikado: allways
[23:35] *Randompersoniknow*: yea one day there will be a story where the girl kills herself and the guy moves on with his life
[23:35] SonofMikado: and they think they are so damned smart when they kill of important characters
[23:35] SonofMikado: but it strikes no emotions that way
[23:36] SonofMikado: kill off a main character and its like "damn........oh well what happens next?"
[23:36] SonofMikado: like,
[23:36] SonofMikado: Deathly Hallows
[23:36] SonofMikado: which death was the most tragic in that whole story?
[23:37] *Randompersoniknow*: dobby
[23:37] SonofMikado: EXACTLY!
[23:37] SonofMikado: because that came out of fucking nowhere
[23:37] *Randompersoniknow*: it really did
[23:37] SonofMikado: of all the characters to die, Dobby the motherfucking house elf
[23:38] SonofMikado: THATS how you tell a story
[23:38] SonofMikado: but none of those kids understand that at all
[23:38] SonofMikado: like, in the story i outlined earlier,
[23:39] SonofMikado: it would be tragic if the girl kills her self,
[23:39] SonofMikado: but it would be more tragic if the girls mentally challenged brother die's in some way
[23:40] SonofMikado: because, he did nothing to anybody
[23:40] SonofMikado: and when you read it you go "holy hell? why him!?
[23:40] SonofMikado: "
[23:40] SonofMikado: heh
[23:41] SonofMikado: and you would read the page several times just to make sure you didn't misread it
[23:41] *Randompersoniknow*: you're right
[23:42] SonofMikado: sorry, im like ranting
[23:42] SonofMikado: lol
[23:42] SonofMikado: those kids kinda pissed me off
[23:42] SonofMikado: :D
[23:42] *Randompersoniknow*: when don't you rant?
[23:42] SonofMikado: hah god, that so true
[23:43] SonofMikado: but see, i have and advantage over most other people who rant
[23:43] SonofMikado: i know exactly what the fuck i am talking about
[23:44] *Randompersoniknow*: that is true...most of the time hahaha
[23:44] SonofMikado: haha
[23:46] SonofMikado: but yeah, those kids writing "tragic" stories have no fucking clue
[23:46] SonofMikado: those stories are about as tragic as a lifetime movie
[23:47] *Randompersoniknow*: hey! those lifetime movies suck you in!
[23:47] SonofMikado: yeah
[23:47] SonofMikado: if you are a woman
[23:48] SonofMikado: who is suckered in to flat romance
[23:48] SonofMikado: HORRIDLY FLAT romace
[23:48] SonofMikado: *romance
[23:49] SonofMikado: :D
[23:49] SonofMikado: *braces for impact*
[23:49] *Randompersoniknow*: hush you...those lifetime movies suck..but after 5 min of watching you need to know what happens next
[23:49] SonofMikado: haha
[23:49] SonofMikado: dude, after five minutes i know how its going to end!
[23:49] SonofMikado: lol
[23:50] SonofMikado: ok, lifetime movie in a nutshell
[23:51] *Randompersoniknow*: well duh! but still...they suck females in!!!
[23:51] SonofMikado: which says alot about females
[23:51] SonofMikado: *rimshot*
[23:51] SonofMikado: i kid i kid
[23:51] SonofMikado: but anywhoo
[23:51] SonofMikado: there is allways a mother
[23:51] SonofMikado: probably middleaged
[23:52] SonofMikado: her daughters a whore
[23:52] SonofMikado: and her husband is some random dirtbag
[23:52] *Randompersoniknow*: ...........you know what? i'm about to block you
[23:52] SonofMikado: lol
[23:52] SonofMikado: im sorry :D
[23:53] *Randompersoniknow*: no you're right about lifetime
[23:53] *Randompersoniknow*: but you don't need to tell me
[23:53] SonofMikado: oh and every other male character is a child molester
[23:53] SonofMikado: lol
[23:53] SonofMikado: ok now im done
[23:54] SonofMikado: but yeah, flat flat flat flat flat romance
[23:54] SonofMikado: hate it
[23:54] *Randompersoniknow*: it's still romance
[23:54] *Randompersoniknow*: that's all girls care about
[23:55] SonofMikado: yeah but its horribly unimaginative, flat, kinda hearless romance
[23:55] SonofMikado: the characters only love eachother because the script says so
[23:55] *Randompersoniknow*: ....i'm tempted to block you like in 5 seconds
[23:56] SonofMikado: what!!?
[23:56] *Randompersoniknow*: ...shush about lifetime movies
[23:57] SonofMikado: im just saying that when i see romance, i prefer the actual heartfelt, living, breathing kind
[23:57] SonofMikado: the kind that makes you uncomfortable as hell when you watch it, because its true in every way
[23:58] *Randompersoniknow*: .....you're such a girl
[23:58] SonofMikado: naw
[23:58] SonofMikado: if i was a girl i would settle for sappy crap like the notebook
[23:59] SonofMikado: i wouldnt apreciate the intricate love story woven into"Cinema Paradiso"
[23:59] SonofMikado: or the difficult as hell relationship in Four Eyed Monsters
[23:59] *Randompersoniknow*: becareful, if you keep thinking this way you might get your period
[23:59] SonofMikado: lol
[23:59] SonofMikado: right
[00:00] *Randompersoniknow*: don't say i didn't warn you when your penis falls off and you see a vagina instead
[00:00] SonofMikado: lol
[00:00] SonofMikado: hey I'm allowed to have emotions
[00:01] SonofMikado: im also allowed to apreciate and understand the horribly complex event of love
[00:01] SonofMikado: which makes me hate that canned romantic crap
[00:02] *Randompersoniknow*: ...........please say something manly just for my own sanity
[00:02] SonofMikado: XDDDDD
[00:02] *Randompersoniknow*: please?
[00:02] SonofMikado: er.
[00:04] SonofMikado: wood cutting is fun
[00:04] SonofMikado: and so is football
[00:04] *Randompersoniknow*: wood cutting???
[00:04] *Randompersoniknow*: the fuck???
[00:04] SonofMikado: how much manlier can you get than chopping fucking wood
[00:04] *Randompersoniknow*: there went my sanity
[00:05] *Randompersoniknow*: hope you're happy
[00:05] SonofMikado: ahah
[00:05] SonofMikado: when the fuck did you ever have it?
[00:05] SonofMikado: long as ive know you, you been riding first class on the crazy train
[00:05] *Randompersoniknow*: well the very little i had just went right out the window because of you and your gayness!!!
[00:05] SonofMikado: *known
[00:05] SonofMikado: gayness XD
[00:06] SonofMikado: im sorry, i'll just be all big tits and explosions from now on
[00:06] *Randompersoniknow*: only for a moment
[00:06] SonofMikado: so you can complain about me being a typical male douche
[00:06] *Randompersoniknow*: while i try to regain my sanity back
[00:07] SonofMikado: "w0000t footballl!!!! tits!!!!" "ugh. you are such a man....god"
[00:08]*Randompersoniknow*: sorry all this long weekend i had to watch romance movies because of my friends
[00:08] SonofMikado: "i like to watch the sunset sometimes" "what are you, GAY?"
[00:08] SonofMikado: XD
[00:08] *Randompersoniknow*: and all i wanted to watch was hot fuzz
[00:08] *Randompersoniknow*: ...but NOOOOOOOOOOo
[00:08] SonofMikado: haha
[00:08] *Randompersoniknow*: stupid girls
[00:08] SonofMikado: of course not
[00:09] SonofMikado: dude, its pretty much a well know fact that girls have a god awful taste in movie
[00:09] SonofMikado: *movies
[00:09] *Randompersoniknow*: ........are you saying i have horrible taste in movies?
[00:09] SonofMikado: how many chicks do you know who saw "Pans Labrynith"?
[00:09] *Randompersoniknow*: i did!!
[00:09] SonofMikado: besides you hun
[00:09] *Randompersoniknow*: i have it actually
[00:10] SonofMikado: besides you
[00:10] *Randompersoniknow*: .....my roommate and my twin ***** want to see it...ok so my smart friends that are girls want to see itlol
[00:10] *Randompersoniknow*: the rest don't
[00:10] SonofMikado: righ
[00:11] SonofMikado: how many chicks do you know who saw "Step Up"?
[00:11] *Randompersoniknow*: .....like everyone
[00:11] SonofMikado: case
[00:11] SonofMikado: in
[00:11] SonofMikado: point

3 comments:

Chicken McFuggits said...

That was hilarious. Guess some people become nervous around a male who has a bit of kulcher...culchre....culture.

RandomName said...

Sounds like the two of you are very chummy...how cute

Sunny said...

Sounds like me and my hubby talking.
I'm one of the few females who like guns and action movies and cusses more than my husband.

And I hate lifetime movies too.