Bass_Avenger!

Hey if you have the time be sure to download my first chiptune effort album:



The debut album of Dauragon C. Mikado. 7 tracks of sweet sweet hippity hoppety blippity bloppety awesomepants!

BEATS SO GOOD, MAKE YOU WANNA SLAP YO MAMA! XD

Spur of the moment Blog Talk Radioing

Episode 3 of Dauragon's Lair


more episodes to come :D

Guns. Lots of Guns.

You'd think The Matrix couldn't get any cooler. You'd be wrong:

Life is like a box of chocolates

So, like always, I am sitting in front of this computer when I damn well should be sleeping. Alas, sleep does not come easily for me. I lack what people would call an "off switch". My cranium, for better or worse, runs at full speed for around 22 hours out of 24 each day. You would think "well golly, that much make you one sharp block of cheddar!", but I'm not so sure if that is true. One thing is for sure it makes me more paranoid than a pothead at a traffic stop.

Anwhoo, apart from my sleeplessness, life has been turning out to be pretty great recently. My grandmother called me today (er......yesterday) and told me that the people whom I owe student loans from now recognize that I have transferred schools and they are no longer poised to rape me up the ass with a tire iron, and snatch my first born straight out of my future wife's womb.

..........at least not YET


I have been playing an ungodly amount of Halo 3 lately because of my recently acquired replacement Xbox I received from Microsoft (and an extra free month of Xbox live, THANKS MAJOR NEILSON!). So lets just run down the major differences between my old and new xbox.

My old xbox 360 was basically a portable room heater that just so happened to play games. Seriously, I would play Viva Pinata for 30 minutes and that bitch would be hot enough to cook an egg. So you could imagine how hot it would get whilst slaying hundreds of zombies at a time in Dead Rising. I'll give you a hint: SUPER FUCKING HOT. So hot, that it fell victim to the dreaded Red Ring of Death (or RROD to us geek types who love to abbreviate everything). For those who dont know, the Red Ring of Death is the slang term for red flashing led's that circle around the power button on an xbox 360. It's basically the xbox'es way of saying "OH FUCK!!! MY KIDNEYS!" and a cue for you to rue the day you spent 400 dollars on this machine. I worried not though, because Microsoft recognized that they make a major oopsee in the design process of the 360 and decided to set aside 1 billion dollars to repair (read: replace) peoples 360's free of charge. So I immediately went on to xbox.com and made a request for a box (read: coffin) that I could ship my xbox away to magical repair land (read: giant furnace somewhere in texas) with. I shipped my xbox away, and lo and behold, several weeks later a brand spanking new xbox 360 was at my doorstep. This 360 has a HUGE heat sink (for the less technical types, a heat sink is pretty much a fat slab of metal that sits near the processor to suck up all the heat it generates) that you can see through the vents, and supposedly a smaller processor. All that matters to me is that this new system runs COOL. I recently played 4 straight hours of halo (I'm getting a job....I swear...), and my xbox didn't go a degree over a weee bit warm. It's amazing. Needless to say, I have been a happy camper as of late.

I guess thats enough geek-a-tude to last a few weeks, and I probably should sleep a bit.




Good day everyone. ;)

another late night, another cup of coffee

Sometimes my mind wanders.

Drifts away to far away place.

A Place that isn't here.

A place where I am perfect.

Where I can please everyone.

Where life isn't so hard.

Where academics aren't everything.

Where student loans are paid off.

Where the caliber of my success is only limited by my imagination.

A place where I am not separated from the one I love.

A place where people believe in me.






But eventually,

It wanders back

Sleep

Is for the weak

Good Conversation is Fun

Some of my best moments are in text form
SonofMikado is me.

Names have been changed and blotted out to protect the innocent

[23:26] SonofMikado: gah, so many emo kid "writers" on Deviantart
[23:26] SonofMikado: guah
[23:26] *Randompersoniknow*: lol
[23:27] SonofMikado: its frustrating
[23:27] SonofMikado: all their stories are like:
[23:27] SonofMikado: Boy meets girl
[23:27] SonofMikado: girl likes boy
[23:27] SonofMikado: boy likes girl
[23:27] SonofMikado: girl's parents divorce
[23:28] SonofMikado: girl kills her self
[23:28] SonofMikado: boy shoots half the football team
[23:28] SonofMikado: boy kills self
[23:28] SonofMikado: the end
[23:29] *Randompersoniknow*: not very creative
[23:29] SonofMikado: and im like "oh my fucking christ, that has been done sooooo many fucking times!"
[23:29] SonofMikado: i know
[23:29] SonofMikado: like
[23:29] SonofMikado: a real "sad" story would be like:
[23:29] SonofMikado: boy meets girl
[23:29] SonofMikado: girl has brother with down syndrome
[23:30] SonofMikado: boy has alcoholoic father who is cheating on his wife with a cheerleader from boy's high school
[23:31] SonofMikado: lol
[23:31] *Randompersoniknow*: ...that's just twisted
[23:31] SonofMikado: yeah but thats the problem with the emo kids
[23:32] SonofMikado: they cant think outside of themselves
[23:32] SonofMikado: and thats why the stories are so linear
[23:32] *Randompersoniknow*: true
[23:32] SonofMikado: tragety comes from all angles
[23:33] SonofMikado: gah, my spelling
[23:33] *Randompersoniknow*: lol
[23:34] SonofMikado: oh and also, in those stories the couples allways die
[23:34] SonofMikado: allways
[23:35] *Randompersoniknow*: yea one day there will be a story where the girl kills herself and the guy moves on with his life
[23:35] SonofMikado: and they think they are so damned smart when they kill of important characters
[23:35] SonofMikado: but it strikes no emotions that way
[23:36] SonofMikado: kill off a main character and its like "damn........oh well what happens next?"
[23:36] SonofMikado: like,
[23:36] SonofMikado: Deathly Hallows
[23:36] SonofMikado: which death was the most tragic in that whole story?
[23:37] *Randompersoniknow*: dobby
[23:37] SonofMikado: EXACTLY!
[23:37] SonofMikado: because that came out of fucking nowhere
[23:37] *Randompersoniknow*: it really did
[23:37] SonofMikado: of all the characters to die, Dobby the motherfucking house elf
[23:38] SonofMikado: THATS how you tell a story
[23:38] SonofMikado: but none of those kids understand that at all
[23:38] SonofMikado: like, in the story i outlined earlier,
[23:39] SonofMikado: it would be tragic if the girl kills her self,
[23:39] SonofMikado: but it would be more tragic if the girls mentally challenged brother die's in some way
[23:40] SonofMikado: because, he did nothing to anybody
[23:40] SonofMikado: and when you read it you go "holy hell? why him!?
[23:40] SonofMikado: "
[23:40] SonofMikado: heh
[23:41] SonofMikado: and you would read the page several times just to make sure you didn't misread it
[23:41] *Randompersoniknow*: you're right
[23:42] SonofMikado: sorry, im like ranting
[23:42] SonofMikado: lol
[23:42] SonofMikado: those kids kinda pissed me off
[23:42] SonofMikado: :D
[23:42] *Randompersoniknow*: when don't you rant?
[23:42] SonofMikado: hah god, that so true
[23:43] SonofMikado: but see, i have and advantage over most other people who rant
[23:43] SonofMikado: i know exactly what the fuck i am talking about
[23:44] *Randompersoniknow*: that is true...most of the time hahaha
[23:44] SonofMikado: haha
[23:46] SonofMikado: but yeah, those kids writing "tragic" stories have no fucking clue
[23:46] SonofMikado: those stories are about as tragic as a lifetime movie
[23:47] *Randompersoniknow*: hey! those lifetime movies suck you in!
[23:47] SonofMikado: yeah
[23:47] SonofMikado: if you are a woman
[23:48] SonofMikado: who is suckered in to flat romance
[23:48] SonofMikado: HORRIDLY FLAT romace
[23:48] SonofMikado: *romance
[23:49] SonofMikado: :D
[23:49] SonofMikado: *braces for impact*
[23:49] *Randompersoniknow*: hush you...those lifetime movies suck..but after 5 min of watching you need to know what happens next
[23:49] SonofMikado: haha
[23:49] SonofMikado: dude, after five minutes i know how its going to end!
[23:49] SonofMikado: lol
[23:50] SonofMikado: ok, lifetime movie in a nutshell
[23:51] *Randompersoniknow*: well duh! but still...they suck females in!!!
[23:51] SonofMikado: which says alot about females
[23:51] SonofMikado: *rimshot*
[23:51] SonofMikado: i kid i kid
[23:51] SonofMikado: but anywhoo
[23:51] SonofMikado: there is allways a mother
[23:51] SonofMikado: probably middleaged
[23:52] SonofMikado: her daughters a whore
[23:52] SonofMikado: and her husband is some random dirtbag
[23:52] *Randompersoniknow*: ...........you know what? i'm about to block you
[23:52] SonofMikado: lol
[23:52] SonofMikado: im sorry :D
[23:53] *Randompersoniknow*: no you're right about lifetime
[23:53] *Randompersoniknow*: but you don't need to tell me
[23:53] SonofMikado: oh and every other male character is a child molester
[23:53] SonofMikado: lol
[23:53] SonofMikado: ok now im done
[23:54] SonofMikado: but yeah, flat flat flat flat flat romance
[23:54] SonofMikado: hate it
[23:54] *Randompersoniknow*: it's still romance
[23:54] *Randompersoniknow*: that's all girls care about
[23:55] SonofMikado: yeah but its horribly unimaginative, flat, kinda hearless romance
[23:55] SonofMikado: the characters only love eachother because the script says so
[23:55] *Randompersoniknow*: ....i'm tempted to block you like in 5 seconds
[23:56] SonofMikado: what!!?
[23:56] *Randompersoniknow*: ...shush about lifetime movies
[23:57] SonofMikado: im just saying that when i see romance, i prefer the actual heartfelt, living, breathing kind
[23:57] SonofMikado: the kind that makes you uncomfortable as hell when you watch it, because its true in every way
[23:58] *Randompersoniknow*: .....you're such a girl
[23:58] SonofMikado: naw
[23:58] SonofMikado: if i was a girl i would settle for sappy crap like the notebook
[23:59] SonofMikado: i wouldnt apreciate the intricate love story woven into"Cinema Paradiso"
[23:59] SonofMikado: or the difficult as hell relationship in Four Eyed Monsters
[23:59] *Randompersoniknow*: becareful, if you keep thinking this way you might get your period
[23:59] SonofMikado: lol
[23:59] SonofMikado: right
[00:00] *Randompersoniknow*: don't say i didn't warn you when your penis falls off and you see a vagina instead
[00:00] SonofMikado: lol
[00:00] SonofMikado: hey I'm allowed to have emotions
[00:01] SonofMikado: im also allowed to apreciate and understand the horribly complex event of love
[00:01] SonofMikado: which makes me hate that canned romantic crap
[00:02] *Randompersoniknow*: ...........please say something manly just for my own sanity
[00:02] SonofMikado: XDDDDD
[00:02] *Randompersoniknow*: please?
[00:02] SonofMikado: er.
[00:04] SonofMikado: wood cutting is fun
[00:04] SonofMikado: and so is football
[00:04] *Randompersoniknow*: wood cutting???
[00:04] *Randompersoniknow*: the fuck???
[00:04] SonofMikado: how much manlier can you get than chopping fucking wood
[00:04] *Randompersoniknow*: there went my sanity
[00:05] *Randompersoniknow*: hope you're happy
[00:05] SonofMikado: ahah
[00:05] SonofMikado: when the fuck did you ever have it?
[00:05] SonofMikado: long as ive know you, you been riding first class on the crazy train
[00:05] *Randompersoniknow*: well the very little i had just went right out the window because of you and your gayness!!!
[00:05] SonofMikado: *known
[00:05] SonofMikado: gayness XD
[00:06] SonofMikado: im sorry, i'll just be all big tits and explosions from now on
[00:06] *Randompersoniknow*: only for a moment
[00:06] SonofMikado: so you can complain about me being a typical male douche
[00:06] *Randompersoniknow*: while i try to regain my sanity back
[00:07] SonofMikado: "w0000t footballl!!!! tits!!!!" "ugh. you are such a man....god"
[00:08]*Randompersoniknow*: sorry all this long weekend i had to watch romance movies because of my friends
[00:08] SonofMikado: "i like to watch the sunset sometimes" "what are you, GAY?"
[00:08] SonofMikado: XD
[00:08] *Randompersoniknow*: and all i wanted to watch was hot fuzz
[00:08] *Randompersoniknow*: ...but NOOOOOOOOOOo
[00:08] SonofMikado: haha
[00:08] *Randompersoniknow*: stupid girls
[00:08] SonofMikado: of course not
[00:09] SonofMikado: dude, its pretty much a well know fact that girls have a god awful taste in movie
[00:09] SonofMikado: *movies
[00:09] *Randompersoniknow*: ........are you saying i have horrible taste in movies?
[00:09] SonofMikado: how many chicks do you know who saw "Pans Labrynith"?
[00:09] *Randompersoniknow*: i did!!
[00:09] SonofMikado: besides you hun
[00:09] *Randompersoniknow*: i have it actually
[00:10] SonofMikado: besides you
[00:10] *Randompersoniknow*: .....my roommate and my twin ***** want to see it...ok so my smart friends that are girls want to see itlol
[00:10] *Randompersoniknow*: the rest don't
[00:10] SonofMikado: righ
[00:11] SonofMikado: how many chicks do you know who saw "Step Up"?
[00:11] *Randompersoniknow*: .....like everyone
[00:11] SonofMikado: case
[00:11] SonofMikado: in
[00:11] SonofMikado: point